Glob the Deadly Bird By Meyani
“Hi, I’m Glob the deadly bird but call me Glob Glob for short, ok? Glob eats poison for breakfast. That’s why Glob has a skull tattoo on Glob’s tummy. If you touch Glob’s tummy, you go bye-byes.”
HEY! Glob’s talking so be quiet! (Deep voice.)
“Ooh, prey time for Glob to eat lunch for the fifth time today. See ya in five seconds. Five…four…three…two…one. Glob’s baaack. Mmm, that was some good lunch.”
“Hey, Glob!”
“Hey, Hipapoise.”
“Well, see ya later.”