Scott’s Play
By Scott at Lake Erie Ink
Act 1
(Empty stage)
Narrator: This story is about the Zombie apocalypse. It begins in May, 2082.
Scene 1
(Unit Z is strapped to a chair while Dr. Cast stands above him)
Unit Z: (enraged) Please don’t turn me into a zombie!
Dr. Cast: Sorry, but it’s all in the name of fun. (He sticks a needle into Unit Z’s arm.)
Act 2
(Empty stage)
Narrator: It all happened in the name of fun, yeah, you heard me, “fun”. 5 years later…
Scene 2
(Unit Z and Dr. Cast are onstage in Dr. Cast’s Lab. Unit Z is throwing tables and chairs across the room.)
Dr. Cast: Ahh what have you done?!
Unit Z: Arghh. I will spread rabies around the world!
Dr. Cast: Don’t forget you can’t swim.
Unit Z: (sarcastic) Thanks for telling me that.
(One hour later…)
Unit Z: I made a boat out of Legos.
Scene 3
(Unit Z is in the capital of Russia spreading rabies. People are walking around and Unit Z chooses the healthy people and bites them. Twelve seconds later, the people who got bitten turn into zombies.)
Unit Z: Finally I rule the world. Ack! Cough! Choking on Ice cream.
(Narrator enters stage)
Narrator: Um sorry, I forgot to tell you he’s lactose intolerant.
The End