The Sad Story of Hotdog Person
By Mills and Peter, from Inkspot
This is the sad story of hotdog person. Hotdog person is a 19 year old hotdog who wants to become a football player for the Seattle Seafood. His favorite player is Brussel Wilson, the current Seattle Seafood’s QB. Sadly, he sucks at football and he practices all day, every day. The draft was coming up in 2 months and nobody was talking about him. He had 2 months to get good.
P.S- None of the food NFL team managers know him. Hotdog person wasn’t worried. He thought it meant that he already secured the #1 draft pick, who Seattle Seafood had. They traded Brussell Wilson so he thought his dream was going to come true.
2 Months Later
The food NFL commissioner walked to the mike with the first pick in the food NFL draft. The Seahawks picked Carrot Crackle. Hotdog Person fainted and he didn’t wake up ‘til the last pick of the first round owned by the Seafood. Then the commissioner says, “Lettuce Menis.”
1 Day Later
Hotdog Person was watching the 2nd round, then 3rd, the 4th, and nobody picked him. The next day, the 5th round passed, then 6th, then most of the 7th, then the 29th pick, 29th, 30th, 31st, the last pick of the draft owned by the Seahawks. This was the first time Hotdog Person worried the whole time, then the commissioner said with the last pick in the 2015 Draft, “The Seafood pick Hotdog.” Oh, Hotdog Person screamed.
3 Months Later
Hotdog Person showed up to the first practice with the Seafood. When the team saw 2 hotdogs a practice, they were confused, so Hotdog person had to battle the other Hotdog. After Hotdog Person’s first throw, they threw him out of the Seafood, and that was the sad story.