Tornac the Very Rare Monster By Anthony K
A four-armed, one-eyed, two-mouthed, onion-headed monster was very very very very very very very very very very very very very rarely (if ever) seen in Monstonia.
For this reason, Tornac was teased and teased and teased and teased and teased about his strange appearance during his childhood. His parents decided to find out why he was a very very very very very very very odd looking monster.
So, after years and years and years and years and years of research (plus more teasing), they discovered that he had a rare, rare, rare, rare, rare, rare, rare, rare genetic disorder. Only a few monsters had had it every few thousand years.
Tornac was famous. No more teasing was the good thing. The bad thing was that he got all stuck up. So what to do? There seemed no way to stop his snootiness. He lost his friends. He lost much attention. But this didn’t stop him. He still thought he was special.
But one day, another four-armed, one-eyed, two-mouthed, onion-headed monster was born to his parents. Now here was something! A very special family indeed. In fact, they all became stuck-up. And mean. And snooty. The king was annoyed. So they were all banished from Monstonia.
So much for a happy ending!
P.S. No one has seen them since, but legend has it that all the bad luck on the king’s family was caused by the ghosts of the snooty family—now extremely dreaded.