“B & O” by Sam and Daniel
SCENE 1
Mike: [offstage] And now, for the good guy in the story, a giant orange, introducing George!
[George walks on stage] [audience applauds]
George: [fast] Hey, how’s it goin’? I don’t have a lot of time, so I have to talk fast. Mike, an evil sea monster, is trying to eat me! I hope he doesnt do i onstage, it would be pretty gruesome. My daddy fought in the war between oranges and sea monsters. The sea monsters won, but only just… one still remains, an my father sent me to defeat it. It isn’t going well so far, and he’s after me to eat me! YIKES!!! I HEAR HIM!!!
[Mike walks on stage] [george crouches in corner, worried]
Mike: Hey, anybody seen George? He’s an orange orange with giant teeth.
[George runs offstage]
Mike: Hey, get back here! The orange is getting away!
[sea monster chases George offstage]
END OF SCENE 1
SCENE 2
[George runs onstage, exhausted]
George: [talks between breaths] I think… I lost him
[Mike walks across back of stage. George does not notice]
George: I think I heard footsteps!
[George walks offstage, and Mike walks in on the other side]
Mike: Where is he?
George: [talks while running onstage] Right here, Mike!
[George tackles Mike[gently]] [Mike tries to fight back, but can’t]
George: [loud] I will defeat you evil monster!
Mike: No, you won’t, you can’t!
[George [slowly] punches Mike in face] [both stand up]
George: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[George [slowly] elbows Mike and Mike dies]
George: Yes, I win!
THE END