Emotordragon By Tait
My life is HORRIBLE! First of all, my parents named me Phillip Emotordragon, and all of my evil friends, oops, I mean, my evil acquaintances (because I’m way too awesome for friends), make fun of me because of my name. Secondly, I can’t get a date no matter who I ask. Like, the other day, I asked my cat out on a date and Fluffers (my cat) just meowed and walked away. So I pretty much took that as a no. I don’t know why I’m always getting rejected. Like, in college I wanted to join a fraternity and right when I walked in the door and said, “Hi, I’m Phillip Emotordragon,” they said, “GET OUT!” Then a few years later I decided I wanted to be a sales clerk at my favorite video game store. But when I walked into my interview, the manager said, “Your face disturbs me. I don’t think this is the best job for you.”