Operating Instructions: Instructions to the Lover of MJ
INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LOVER OF MJ
By: Alaysia B. a.k.a Michael Jackson LOVER
Before purchase, design her a room of all kinds of ‘The King Of Pop Michael Jackson’ pictures, and other Michael Jackson accessories and items for her. Except the room has to be COMPLETELY FILLED with Michael Jackson, get Michael Jackson wallpaper if you have to. Or else she will immediately sell your whole house, but if you tell her you’re gonna redecorate it, well she wouldn’t believe it unless you make her think Michael Jackson said it. All you have to do is get a Michael Jackson soundboard and make sure you get the 500 dollar one, because that one has all words he ever said, but if you cant afford it, then get in contact with Michael Jackson, then she’ll bring your house back. Or else she will make you disappear into another galaxy and never send you back and that galaxy will go through war everyday. If you start playing with the MJ soundboard and saying crazy stuff, she will NOT believe you, because Michael Jackson will never say something crazy like that. YOU MUST feed her food that Michael Jackson likes, if you lie to her, and say Michael Jackson likes something he really doesn’t like, then she’ll, clear-out your fridge for a month and clear-out the groceries in the grocery store. You have to Love Michael Jackson, if you don’t, she will make you walk until your feet bleed, except for kids because they’ll be too busy going to and all Michael Jackson school and camp (from their grade to 12th).
This doll is entitled Beatrice Jackson or MICHAEL JACKSON LOVER. Make sure every outfit she wears is of Michael Jackson, and make sure she wears Michael Jackson clothes, everyday for the rest of her life. Make sure she gets to go to a Michael Jackson concert every week and make you record ALL shows, movies or videos that is a positive affect on Michael Jackson. Last but not least, make sure her every situation evolves Michael Jackson.